Update #3:
Operation Meatball Sub was completed without relatiation. I believe I caught my fetal nemesis in a sleep state. I managed to inhale all 6 inches of hot meatbally goodness and was moving on to the muffin when he awakened and realized an attack had been launched. He is currently attempting to preform some sort of 'yoga' in my uterus. My bladder is a brave soldier and is taking much damage. I shall reward her for her efforts. The fetal nemesis is becoming more difficult to track. He seems to move from side to side with no obvious pattern. I will continue to study his mode of operations. This war is far from over. Gestational host out.
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