So I hauled ass downstairs to see my kitchen absolutely WRECKED!
DS had opened the cupboard to climb up on the counter to get to the snack cupboard above. The cupboard he opened originally on top had the cat food in it. So he opened the next one, SNACKS!
Well Maverick (fat ass) decided he wanted some cat food, while Nyx and Zelis decided to explore the normally closed and braced (rubberbanded closed) tupperware and cleaning cabinet (yes it used a rubberband to latch it Maverick chews plastic, stupid cat).
Well Maverick jumped from the counter into the cabinet but didn't quite make it all the way in, he fell onto the counter, spazzed out, knocked over my coffee maker, blender and all 3 cups sitting on the counter.
Which startled Nyx and Zelis who went bat shit in the lower cupboard on the side with the Tupperware, knocking it ALL out and onto the floor.
All of this startled Ds who was still standing on the counter looking for his Chocolate Graham Crackers so he screamed.
Maverick then latched on to his pants to keep from falling, dragged him off the counter (screaming) and scaring me to death.
I was so freaked out I didn't take a picture. I wish I did, this shit is unbelievable. So I spend the last hour and a half cleaning up my kitchen, calming my son, and having a panic attack.
Maverick is still hungry. But somehow DS landed on his feet.
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