Fetal Wars Operation 2

Operation Hot Cocoa was postponed due to a ride to McDonalds. We just had Operation Big Mac and Fries. It was a success. We had minimal movement during consumption and now fetus remains in food coma. There is still half a Big Mac and a partial medium fry left over. When the fetus begins another attack we will consume the rest of said meal to test our Truce theory.

Fetal Wars Operation 1

Operation Hot Cuppa Tea (UnCaffeinated) worked for a limited time. There was 5 hours of uninterrupted rest. Within minutes of sipping the internal attack abated. I believe I may have found an interim weapon against my fetal nemesis. 

However I fear he may have a spy on the outside. I woke late this morning to the feel of an external attack. The fetus shifted full body, triggering an attack by feline. She chased his fetal butt for 5 minutes before I tricked her into ceasing to aide him by launching her across the room. He is a nefarious fetus. But I shall prevail!

Phase 2, Operation Hot Cocoa begins at 1500 EST

Fetal Wars

I just had the crap kicked out of me for drinking Ice Water by my 21 week gestating fetal male child.
It is apparently he dislikes Ice Water. I'm going to make a nice Hot Cuppa Tea and see how he likes that.

IT'S ON FETUS!